Why why WHY would people throw away the crust? That’s the best part!
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See, this is why I’ve never smoked weed. Having to find ways to fashion ordinary household objects into pipes and bongs just sounds exhausting to me. If I wanted to build stuff, I’d have gone to trade school.
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New tee-shirt slogan?
“Turn that into a pipe and smoke it”
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I always eat the crust and enjoy it, though I wouldn’t rate it over cheese or pepperoni.
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In a pinch you can make a . . .
what was I saying?
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One of my many temporary roommates in college boarding-house days was a very dirty stoner dude who used pop cans. Squish the side in, punch a hole, instant crappy pipe.
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Effective for blasting a big hit one at a time:
I used to make these all the time.
Until I discovered these:
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Are you sure it doesn’t fold into a weed pipe?
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The pipe is made from (part of) the lid, and you don’t need the little picnic table once the pizza’s been delivered, so the box will still be usable while you’re smoking.
Still, I too have an issue with the timeline here. Everyone knows that the best approach is to deal with the hassle of ordering at around 4:10pm, then get baked, then wait around for 10 or 20 minutes (which may seem like hours) and finally, just as you’re starting to get the munchies, you’ll be surprised by the arrival of a pizza you’d totally forgotten to expect.
I’d still totally order pizza from any place that used these boxes.
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While, as a pot smoking pizza-consumer, I enjoy being pandered to I resent gimmicky marketing bullshit gadgets.
I have a theory that the entire throw-away gadget/marketing industry is primarily run by the Ivy League yet semi-retarded children of senators and billionaires. “You want that bill passed? Hire my kid, she has a great idea for putting your logo on a 2gb ice-scraper/MP3 player.” “So you want this deal? My son would love to talk to you about putting your beer in to cans that change color to show they’re cold!”
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Wait… is that a Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtle inside that thing? Cause that’s what it looks like.
I can’t imagine that shirt doesn’t already exist and that you get it free with a subscription to high times?
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Then I went to the page, and saw the gross, sexist pop up asking for your email. Totes harshed my buzz. 
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You’re probably right, except maybe about the free subscription; magazine publishers are desperate for revenue.
Ad blockers; they are a helluva an invention.
You want an endless cycle? What if eating the pizza were equivalent to several tokes?
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But all fun and games until the cardboard ignites or just off-gases when heated.
They say marijuana leads to other drugs. No it doesn’t, it leads to fucking carpentry. That’s the problem, folks. People getting high going, “Wow man, this box would make an excellent bong! snort This guy’s head would make an excellent bong! snort” Relax! That’s why I stopped doing drugs in the first place. Not because I didn’t like 'em, but because I didn’t want to build anything, ok?
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You posted this six days too soon. xD
