The downside of this wrapping paper is that whateverâs underneath will almost inevitably be disappointing. Unless itâs pizza.
Waaaaaaait a minute. Archival quality acid-free wrapping paper? With a half-life is measured in hours? Is there any way - any way at all this could be more hipster?
Tis true, tis true indeed.
6" x 6" is only notionally a pizza box. That wonât even hold a slice.
awwww⌠I was hoping for paper that could successfully wrap left-over pizza without letting it dry out. Not even plastic-wrap works well (due to inevitable gaps because unless youâve got an industrial-sized pallet-setup, you canât cover more than one slice at a time).
Also, can I get it with half black-olives? Thanks.
Youâre going to have to explain what this is.
As much as Iâd hate to be perceived as being obscurely contrarian, I strongly disagree.
Pizza is so simple to make well, that people pretty much have to actively try to mess it up. Usually by trying to use the worst quality ingredients they assume they can get away with.
It means I want to be able to eat half a bag of Smart Food after the kids are in bed, instead of groaning âwhy did I eat so muchâ.
Success is yours.
As much as Iâd hate to be perceived as being overtly pedantic, most pizza blows and not just due to ingredients (but you are right that it is a huge influencer).
I mean, look at any pizza âpieâ @OtherMichael advocates. It could have heirloom tomato sauce, vintage pepperoni, and artisnal crust, and it would still taste like a lasagne. But Michael and I do agree on one thing, I thought this was gonna be about paper for wrapping pizza, not faux pizza wrapping paper. Disappointed
Oh, noes! Anything but thatâŚ
That little 'za was redonculously tasty. But it seems all threads follow the same fundamental lawâŚ
Just use butcher paper and use some twine to wrap gifts. Boom. Done.
Or see if you can find some product boxes for products totally unrelated to what the gift is (ie: iPad box, put a book in it)
successfully codwinned
WHOA! thank you. this will go well with my redbubble store.
#FTFY
