Sounds like some kind of mobster euphemism.
"Look me in the eyes, Tony. I’m a legitimate person. Do you understand?
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Yeah, but we all know he lies about everything, so…
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2 legit to Acquit.
Fingers crossed.
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It looks like he is aging daily. Like the difference between 1998 Bill Clinton and 2016 Bill Clinton, but in the span of 2 months. At this rate, I’d say he has maybe 2 more months until he looks like the CryptKeeper.
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Heck @generic_name, all of those excuses were legitimately weird by anyone’s standards…
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I suppose in the sense that he’s not three raccoons in an ill-fitting suit, sure. Probably. I’d like someone to verify, but I wouldn’t like to be that someone.
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I’m always glad when someone else does the awful work of condensing Trumps verbal incontinence, I can’t listen to that dude for more than a few seconds before my brain wants to move out.
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Is that Jhonan Vasquez or the other guy, Roman Dirge… looks like one of them?
I’m thinking more a collection of hippo arse leeches in an ill-fitting suit, myself…
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I think I just Googled “human suit”
It looks like it was a running thing between different artists on FurAffinity
Doing Fursuiting Wrong by krat -- Fur Affinity [dot] net
Skinsuit Avatar. by MrAnderfox -- Fur Affinity [dot] net
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Legitimate person, legitimate business man, what’s the difference?
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I suspect Trump was going for something kind of like legitimate businessman, legitimate author, that kind of thing, but he doesn’t know what he actually does.
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He’s legitimate, as in he’s not a criminal. I mean, he’s a criminal, technically, but he hasn’t done anything wrong. I mean, it’s wrong, but it’s not like it was shocking in its wrongness and sheer incompetence. I mean, it was, but it’s not like you wouldn’t do it. Okay, maybe you wouldn’t do it, but he’s a legitimate person.
Each of his bullshit excuses is like a Russian nesting doll of bullshit excuses.
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