Hey, I’d love to take some time out to read about that doofus, but I am busy organizing the annual War on Christmas!
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That damn “media”! They are the WORST.
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The only media organizations that are failing or the ones that are critical of Trump. The other 2 are doing just great.
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Why is Teddy Roosevelt clapping? How did I not notice that the artists seems to be like “all Roosevelts are socialist scum cucks!”
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He must be one of those socialist cucks we keep hearing about.
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Touché!
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Ha, perfect!
That schlocky hack’s paintings deserve a whole Tumblr like that.
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Check out the avatar I’ve been using this whole month.
I am the War On Christmas.
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Isn’t “axial tilt” when one gets tipsy?
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When we celebrate the Solstice we all get tilted!
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I really don’t get this. Somehow I don’t exactly think this artist is a student of history.
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I literally giggled when I saw this one:
My God these are awful. They’re well-done but they’re so stupid.
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I want to take the one titled “One Nation Under God” and change it so Jesus is holding the Constitution and the kid is pointing to Article Six.
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Why is Aragorn holding up the constitution?
Also, Gondor’s flag is a white tree, not a gold tree.
And why is the kid pointing at Article I, Section 6? Is there something especially divine about Congressional pay and immunity?
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They remind me of the awkward paintings of Jesus butting in while people are trying to work:
It’s funny to see the assumption that almost all former presidents and founding fathers would be totally on board with the kind of childishness of some of these groups, when even living Republican presidents aren’t.
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Reminds me of these!!
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“Put your watch in there”
“Fuck off, Jesus”
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I particularly like the surgery one, since my wife is a theatre nurse and she would clock him one if he tried that in her operating room, Jesus or not.
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