I'm going as sexy Poop Emoji


#1

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#2

Aspect ratio too tall, not enough leg showing!


#3

you’re going to have to do something about those shoes.


#4

Combine it with a wonder woman costume for added effect


#5

SEXY POOP EMOJI.

Pretty sure you have to import those directly from Germany.


#6

Looks hard to see where you’re walking in that thing.


#7

sexy Poop Emoji

Accept no substitutes.


#8

Pics or it didn’t happen.


#9

I’ll put on fishnets and be SEXY POOP EMOJI.

Make sure not to shave your legs.


#10

I’ll just not envy you your fan-base if you don’t much mind.


#11

There is nothing wrong with this that years of expensive family therapy couldn’t handle.


#12

Now THOSE are some sexy, sexy shoes, I’ll tell ya’.


#13

Absolutely the ONLY time you can say “You look like shit,” and it be a compliment.


#14

Maybe you could team up with a sexy nurse and a sexy bedpan. Or a sexy colostomy bag.


#15

Or…
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#16

Hmmmmm… threesome?


#17

Look at those curves.


#18

why not try myPoop instead?
available @
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#19

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