Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/09/im-going-as-sexy-poop-emoji.html
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Aspect ratio too tall, not enough leg showing!
you’re going to have to do something about those shoes.
Combine it with a wonder woman costume for added effect
SEXY POOP EMOJI.
Pretty sure you have to import those directly from Germany.
Looks hard to see where you’re walking in that thing.
sexy Poop Emoji
Accept no substitutes.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I’ll put on fishnets and be SEXY POOP EMOJI.
Make sure not to shave your legs.
I’ll just not envy you your fan-base if you don’t much mind.
There is nothing wrong with this that years of expensive family therapy couldn’t handle.
Now THOSE are some sexy, sexy shoes, I’ll tell ya’.
Absolutely the ONLY time you can say “You look like shit,” and it be a compliment.
Maybe you could team up with a sexy nurse and a sexy bedpan. Or a sexy colostomy bag.
Or…
Look at those curves.
why not try myPoop instead?
available @
FLUORESCENTshit
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