I'm going as sexy Poop Emoji

[jlw]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/09/im-going-as-sexy-poop-emoji.html

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[virtuous_sloth]

Aspect ratio too tall, not enough leg showing!

[anon41977465]

you’re going to have to do something about those shoes.

[natehoffelder]

Combine it with a wonder woman costume for added effect

[Mister44]

SEXY POOP EMOJI.

Pretty sure you have to import those directly from Germany.

[anon24181555]

Looks hard to see where you’re walking in that thing.

[Papasan]

sexy Poop Emoji

Accept no substitutes.

[LurkingGrue]

Pics or it didn’t happen.

[Grey_Devil]

I’ll put on fishnets and be SEXY POOP EMOJI.

Make sure not to shave your legs.

[MaiqTheLiar]

I’ll just not envy you your fan-base if you don’t much mind.

[FGD135]

There is nothing wrong with this that years of expensive family therapy couldn’t handle.

[MaiqTheLiar]

Now THOSE are some sexy, sexy shoes, I’ll tell ya’.

[Tamsin_Bailey]

Absolutely the ONLY time you can say “You look like shit,” and it be a compliment.

[anon27007144]

Maybe you could team up with a sexy nurse and a sexy bedpan. Or a sexy colostomy bag.

[Tamsin_Bailey]

Or…

[Akimbo_NOT]

Hmmmmm… threesome?

[Kirin]

Look at those curves.

[Fluorescent]

why not try myPoop instead?
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