I'm going as sexy Poop Emoji

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Aspect ratio too tall, not enough leg showing!

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you’re going to have to do something about those shoes.

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Combine it with a wonder woman costume for added effect

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SEXY POOP EMOJI.

Pretty sure you have to import those directly from Germany.

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Looks hard to see where you’re walking in that thing.

sexy Poop Emoji

Accept no substitutes.

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Pics or it didn’t happen.

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I’ll put on fishnets and be SEXY POOP EMOJI.

Make sure not to shave your legs.

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I’ll just not envy you your fan-base if you don’t much mind.

There is nothing wrong with this that years of expensive family therapy couldn’t handle.

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Now THOSE are some sexy, sexy shoes, I’ll tell ya’.

Absolutely the ONLY time you can say “You look like shit,” and it be a compliment.

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Maybe you could team up with a sexy nurse and a sexy bedpan. Or a sexy colostomy bag.

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Or…
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Hmmmmm… threesome?

Look at those curves.

why not try myPoop instead?
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