Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/11/imperial-marching-geese.html
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There’s a reason they call it goose-stepping.
Except that they’re almost all ducks. Of what’s pictured, only two are geese (or maybe swans?)
Little-known fact: geese used to be walked to market in London from as far afield as East Anglia, Devon/Dorset and even Wales. Their feet were dipped in hot tar and dusted with sand to protect them during the long march.
The swan is a British agent, not very well disguised.
I see trump finally got that privatized army he’s been wanting.
These are not the ducks you are looking for.
“Aren’t you a little short for a goose?”
Ha! Love this.
NATURE FACT: A swan is actually just a goose with a better stylist.
I find your lack of feathers disturbing.
ETA: Duck Vader
I recognized your fowl stench when I was brought on board
-Princess Leia Organa
“Come to the Dark Wing…”
(Holy fucksocks, that’s a LOT of ‘gander…’)
“When I left you, I was but the gander. I am the marcher now.”
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