Imperial Marching Geese

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/11/imperial-marching-geese.html

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There’s a reason they call it goose-stepping.

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Except that they’re almost all ducks. Of what’s pictured, only two are geese (or maybe swans?)

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Little-known fact: geese used to be walked to market in London from as far afield as East Anglia, Devon/Dorset and even Wales. Their feet were dipped in hot tar and dusted with sand to protect them during the long march.

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The swan is a British agent, not very well disguised.

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I see trump finally got that privatized army he’s been wanting.

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These are not the ducks you are looking for.

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“Aren’t you a little short for a goose?”

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Ha! Love this.

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NATURE FACT: A swan is actually just a goose with a better stylist.

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I find your lack of feathers disturbing.

ETA: Duck Vader

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I recognized your fowl stench when I was brought on board

-Princess Leia Organa

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Come to the Dark Wing…

(Holy fucksocks, that’s a LOT of ‘gander…’)

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“When I left you, I was but the gander. I am the marcher now.”

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