Originally published at: Cows try to intimidate a stoic goose | Boing Boing
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The duck stops here.
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It’s not the mass; it’s the malice.
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Bull-ies? Cow-ies?
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a viscous goose
…really does not move that fast. It’s often a bit of a stick-in-the-mud.
A vicious one on the other hand…
(@orenwolf - seeing as @popkin and @BBcontributor do not exist - ooh, what does @boingboing do?)
(ETA 20 hours later it seems someone has corrected the original blog post leaving no trace of the original error, kind of spoiling the fun down here. Strikethrough for the win!)
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If you’ve ever been chased by a viscous goose
I’ve run from ■■■■■ Mencke’s Monarchs, wettish woodpeckers, and syrupy swallows. All are fraught.
Gooey gyrfalcons? Semi-fluid sandpipers? Creamy cuckoos? Well, some I’ve caught.
Of the viscous goose I have seen naught.
Treackled turkeys, the adhesive albatross, and sticky swans? These cause me fain.
Mucous magpies, gummy grass owls, and thickened thrushes, I’ve left them lain.
Of the viscous goose, I do disdain.
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Ok back to Sunday laundry. Thanks for the diversion, Popkin.
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Well the goose may have had a bad experience:
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If the cows walked away with no injuries, they were lucky.
Do not get me started on Canada geese!
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Cows and geese in the field (Oh Yeah)
Scarring the nation with their grunts and agitation
Cows and geese in the field (Oh Yeah)
Scarring the nation with their grunts and agitation
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Asshole Geese; these really should be renamed so as not to stain a lovely nation.
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