Originally published at: Impersonator explains how to look and sound exactly like George W Bush | Boing Boing
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We had eight years of that doofus, please but that to bed.
Be Greg Abbot?
Seriously, Abbot is like Texas saw that the worst president in US history was replaced by a worse one from New York Fuckin’ City and said “Hold my beer.”
Ok, “worst” is debatable because Jackson was a genocidal maniac, but we don’t need Tennessee trying to outdo everyone, too.
This will compliment my Borat impersonation at parties nicely.
Dont worry none. The race to the bottom is on! His lieutenant governor Dan Patrick is even worse.
On a positive note, Caliendo’s TikTik repository is pure gold.
Isn’t that just the way, though? Every time you think they’ve found the bottom, there’s another moron willing to go further. But none of them seem to realize that a cult of personality revolves around a personality and is generally non-transferable. I’m very curious (read: fucking terrified) to find out what happens when that orange sack of shit finally chokes on the Big Mac of destiny.
Well, I mean, scientifically we do know where the bottom is. By 2nd Law of Thermodynamics, nothing can go below Absolute Gohmert.
That’s the only comforting thing. That should another Alt-Right Anti-Christ arise, we’ll know about it way ahead of time, because he’ll have been on the popular culture airwaves/Internet for a good 5-10 years saturating GQP brainstems.
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