Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/07/improve-muscle-performance-and.html
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Hrm, should I take CBD for muscle aches or stick electros to them? It’s a tough choice this website offers.
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“You don’t need to be a professional athlete in order to understand just how obnoxious sore muscles can be.”
Every body hates an obnoxious muscle.
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If it lasts longer than four hours, see a doctor.
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Alternatively, grab a metal fork and plonk yourself down beside any handy power outlet.
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Nothing says snakeoil quite like “Proprietary symmetrical biphasic waveforms”
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It’s okay, though. BB sees through all that capitalist consumerist stuff, so you know it must be okay.
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(ABFAB’s Patsy Stone enters the room)
“Proprietary symmetrical biphasic waveforms? I don’t know what that means, but it’s screaming at me to buy it!”
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