"In a fight, I’m gonna bite. I’ll do anything" — Senator Mullin's ominous vow

Originally published at: Sen. Mullin Vows to Bite in Fights

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I’ve seen D-grade WWE aspirants who are more articulate, imaginative, and dignified than this Senator.

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So that means an opponent has even more incentive to immediately knock his teeth out or dislocate his jaw; thanks for the forewarning, MarkWayne.

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Given the current GQP roster, I am pretty certain this is not even the bottom of the barrel. But it seems to be what the fascists delight in.

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I hope they allow Sen. Sanders to bring a cattle prod to future hearings.

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Seems like someone uniquely qualified to represent an entire state’s constituency at the Federal level.

In the world of Mad Max.

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Or a bit. :smiley:

Or

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You know, just in case.

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I’m pretty sure this guy just said “I am such a dirty fighter that I will bite my opponent in the balls.”

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Weird fetish but ok.

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definitely. and i also see it as boundary seeking: them determining what they can get away with.

i think he should have been ( should be ) formally reprimanded or censured for his behavior. if there aren’t consequences, he’ll keep pushing the edge. and things will keep getting more extreme.

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Kayfabe is more a dog catcher election thing, Markwayne.

Damn - his parents were shitty spellers.

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Yeah I mean the magats are trying to get themselves to a point where they can play civil war, eventually one of them is going to murder a coworker.

If this was any other workplace this guy would be escorted off the premises and his stuff would be mailed to him.

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Sen “Muncher” Mullins

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yeah. the “i can do whatever i want, i’m a senator” is a really bad place for our government to be. ( see also: the supreme court. ) :confused:

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“ Between November 2006 and April 2007, Mullin fought in three mixed martial arts fights, winning all three.[80][81] His total fight time was less than 10 minutes, and he fought a total of less than three full rounds.[82]

Then he went up against Bernie Sanders.

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Is it weird that I read that headline in the voice of this dog?

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Organized fighting events seems to attract those sorts. Where Trump shows up when he wants to feel really loved.

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That’s their only idea of masculinity. Beating the hell out of another man. Anything else is pansy-ass bullshit. Back in college I lived in a culture a bit like that. Swimmers weren’t quite at that level, but there was certainly a macho component to high level college athletics. But a good number of us grew the fuck up. Those who just will not do so, dig their own grave.

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