Originally published at: In bizarre robbery, bike thief lingers in garage to have loving chat with family dog (video) | Boing Boing
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I’m sure it’s not him, but he kind of sounds like TV chef Grant Crilly after smoking a giant doobie.
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If someone is going commit crimes, I’d rather see that person loving on a doggo than the alternative. But someone needs to inform him that you can both love dogs and not be a criminal.
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I think perhaps an already established familiarity here? Landscaper? Dog seemed conflicted when dude left with the loot.
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I hate bike thieves as much as the next person who’s had a bike or bikes nicked, but maybe don’t leave your garage door open?
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No way they’re getting that bike back. That dude is a dead ringer for like 80% of the male population of San Diego.
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Maybe don’t victim blame either though.
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Some, especially older, garage door openers are easy to spoof. Search Mattel “Im me” toy and “open sesame” if you’re interested
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Wait until they find the desiccated corpses of previous bicycle thieves who thought the dog was so cute that they were unable to leave and eventually died of dehydration.
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Dog, you had one job… and that was to be adorable.
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San Diego PD: The San Diego Police Department needs YOUR help in identifying a burglary suspect.
Dude, the suspect and the bike are in Tijuana already. 
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Did anyone think to ask the dog?
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Loves dogs, contempt for people. I seem to remember someone else like that …
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Steal a bike. Snatch a bit of therapy.
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Guy was all over that dog. Swab dog for non-family DNA in case it can come in handy later? 
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As pointed out above, they’re not going to catch this guy. But if they do, I’m picturing a police line-up involving the dog and it’s adorable. “This guy! I love playing with this guy! Hi hoomin!”
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You’re FIRED!
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