In case you were wondering, there's no reason to squirt coffee up your ass

it was my understanding that the question I answered was the one you need to decide if you stop the argument

Why would you think that?

Okay, do you believe that Homeopathic medicine provides any benefits other than the placebo effect?

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Man, I just came here to read a nice thread about people shoving things up their ass and I’ve got to wade through all this philosophy…

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My answer to the ass-coffee was so much simpler!

So many good mental images! :slight_smile:

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Shoving things up asses is definitely a philosophy, don’t discount it.

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Also: a lifestyle choice.

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Now that I think about it, I may have shoved something up my ass at some point in my life, but never squirted anything up there. Am I missing out?

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I don’t dare to ask, but was getting at the same question.

why should I answer a question I already answered? I don’t get your angle at all.

do they even use sugar as filler? I think it would be better to call them placebos, but “homoeopathic pills w/o explainable effect” is imo a fair announcement.

no

Not exactly. I was unhappy with my public health insurance when they started to pay for some esoteric treatments - not because of the woo but as they called it a lifestyle feelgood provision, without explaining the placebo effect in the announcing brochure.

I’ll take one of those.

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All I’m gonna say is that there’s a burgeoning adult industry based on interestingly-shaped things to shove up your ass that also squirt the liquid of your choice, so there’s definitely a lot of people out there who dig it.

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I consider myself a knowledgeable gent of all things internet… But that is news to me. Tip of the hat!

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Okay, if it helps here’s a decent article that goes into the concerns about this sort of thing coming from doctors (again, the big issue here)

The Ethical Case against Homoepathy

It’s explained better in the article…but I’ll hit on the key points.

  1. It negates patient autonomy by way of deception
    and
  2. It wastes already scares healthcare resources.

Homeopathy is a huge (6+Billion just here in the us) industry and those fake drugs don’t come free. The usage of the word homeopathy by a physician legitimizes that industry and propogates the cycle of misinformation. This is even worse than ‘big pharma’ … they’re even more absurdly profitable (and they ARE a bunch of large businesses) and they don’t have any of that money going to creating medications that can actually help people.

Now, that doesn’t mean people shouldn’t get to believe silly things and have fun with it in their lives, I know I do and I embrace it enthusiastically. In fact, I think that when you’re really comfy with that line then you can dive in even more and really embrace the crazy and properly say ‘screw you, this is my private fun!’ to the naysayers

But it’s when somebody uses positions of power to influence others (and your doctor is VERY powerful) then they need to hold themselves to a higher standard.

Otherwise it’s just squirting coffee up your ass.

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Wag of the… um, never mind

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For your internet edification, if nothing else (it’s still Christmas shopping season!), may I present Bad Dragon’s toy line; the vast majority of these doohickeys can be equipped with a “cum tube” that attaches to a squirting device to, er, squirt. NSFW, it should go without saying.

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I am now more educated than I was an hour ago. And with all education I am conflicted on how I feel about that :smiley:

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I call claims without evidence “superstition”, and find the term is usually understood.

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Adhesives? (or have we figured them out?)

The epic farts, alone, are worth the price of admission.

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Was that an ICP reference on Boing Boing? Please tell me it was.

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