In case you were wondering, there's no reason to squirt coffee up your ass


#1

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#3

Once, at band camp, I stuck a trombone up my pussy, and the rest is history.


#4

No, just no, fucking no, no way, and that’s that!


#5

Because I live in Vancouver, I’m going to have the decaf non-fat coffee enema. Oh, and I brought my own cup.


#6

Orac is awesome. That is all.


#7

[T]here’s no reason to squirt coffee up your ass

Unless you’re into that sort of thing. Hey, I don’t judge.


#8

Well, better coffee than Diet Coke… :frowning:


#9

I’m pretty sure a vodka enema can get you drunk. Wouldn’t a coffee enema cause a nice caffeine jolt for people who don’t like the taste of coffee? It’s not a cure for cancer, but still useful.


#10

#In case you were wondering, reasons to squirt coffee up your ass

  • fun
  • kicks
  • Earthy
  • mouth taped shut
  • stuck in PKD counter-clock world
  • enhances the flavor
  • reduces acidity
  • elimates all debate about “Mouth Feel”
  • no need to filter out the dregs
  • in the end, it’s all about the Finish

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#11

That logo on the article would be appropriate is Starbucks and Walmart ever merged.


#12

I should point out squirting coffee up your own but will not make the equivalent of the much coveted civet coffee…


#13

The plural of anecdote is not fact.


#14

The swallow flies at midnight.


#15

…the cat escaped the basket?


#16

To be specific, it’s not really squirting coffee up your ass that’s unhealthy.

It’s the whole milk, whipped cream, chocolate shavings, and caramel drizzle that are the problem. And the little stirrer stick just makes the whole thing remarkably uncomfortable.


#17

I don’t need a reason, you prude.


#18

I think that’s a coffee-soaked tampon you’re thinking of…


#19

And Turkish coffee can just plain make you feel… Gritty.


#20

Hey, what’s-a matter, you no understand English? You can’t come in here unless you say, Swordfish." Now I’ll give you one more guess.