Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/27/indicted-rep-duncan-hunter-d.html
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Christ, $400 on a judicious admixture of coke and heroin would be more sensible than spending it on thirty shots of tequila (this says more about my loathing for tequila than my fondness for speedballs btw. Well, nowadays, anyway).
Not that it will make a damn bit of difference in the district he represents
All these years I thought “Animal House” was about a college fraternity - not the House of Representatives of the USA! Besides, wasn’t Blutarski a Senator?
Brocaucus is my favorite racehorse
Brococcus?
I thought that was a gram-positive bacteria known for causing popped collars and vomiting…
That guy is hung over right now!
So who else was a “bro” so, you know, we can get rid of them.
While I’ve never heard of the “Bro Caucus”, I’m in no way surprised that this guy is in it:
dropping $400 on 30 tequila shots at a bachelor party and swanky dinners
No no no, that wasn’t him - that was his wife and children buying those drinks. While disguised as him.
yeah but when you’re cool, isn’t that what people vote for?
Indicted Super Douche Rep. Duncan Hunter and the ‘Bro Caucus’
FIFY
Wrong…he complained that he was thirsty and the wifey told him to go to his favorite watering hole so they could write it off as a donation to: pick one
Brocaucus is my favourite dinosaur. I wouldn’t want to meet one, but Dinosaurs!
Brocaucus is a coprolite.
Imagine partying so hard that John Boehner thinks you’re overdoing it.
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