Sweaty trumpkin congressman blames wife for illegal campaign expenses

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/24/sweaty-trumpkin-congressman-an.html

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And his kid. Nice guy.

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Family values!!

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When I blame my wife for things that are obviously my fault I try not to do it on national television. Especially Fox News. Her family watches that garbage all of the time.

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I see what you did there. And I like it!

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Wives… amiright?

He said “money” so many times in the opening that it brought this to mind:

And it actually makes a pretty good background song to the interview video.

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Here he is leaving FOX Studios. Burning as moths do when they get too close to the flame.

burningmanwalking

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Surprisingly, he didn’t blame OBAMA!!!

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The party of Personal Responsibility™ strikes again!

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I wouldn’t be surprised if the “WOMEN, amirite??” defense actually works considering the audience he’s pandering to.

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Was it her emails, Congressman ?

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Fun fact: this class act also blamed his son for the $1,500 spent with campaign funds on Steam games

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Ahh… the “I can’t keep a handle on my family but I should definitely be your congressman” defence.

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I can only imagine this happens when someone literally doesn’t pay attention to the account for months on end and just keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole every day. I’m guessing his bank is one of those ones that doesn’t notify you if your account is overdrawn. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s one of those banks where the overdraft fees cause overdraft fees of their own.

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Till Death, and/or federal indictment, do us part.

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Update: Congressman releases new statement

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Im calling bullshit. When did a Republican man ever listen to a woman?

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Yet, that’s coming at the trial.

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Best of luck in the divorce!

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