Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/24/sweaty-trumpkin-congressman-an.html
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And his kid. Nice guy.
Family values!!
When I blame my wife for things that are obviously my fault I try not to do it on national television. Especially Fox News. Her family watches that garbage all of the time.
I see what you did there. And I like it!
Wives… amiright?
He said “money” so many times in the opening that it brought this to mind:
And it actually makes a pretty good background song to the interview video.
Here he is leaving FOX Studios. Burning as moths do when they get too close to the flame.
Surprisingly, he didn’t blame OBAMA!!!
The party of Personal Responsibility™ strikes again!
I wouldn’t be surprised if the “WOMEN, amirite??” defense actually works considering the audience he’s pandering to.
Was it her emails, Congressman ?
Fun fact: this class act also blamed his son for the $1,500 spent with campaign funds on Steam games
Ahh… the “I can’t keep a handle on my family but I should definitely be your congressman” defence.
I can only imagine this happens when someone literally doesn’t pay attention to the account for months on end and just keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole every day. I’m guessing his bank is one of those ones that doesn’t notify you if your account is overdrawn. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s one of those banks where the overdraft fees cause overdraft fees of their own.
Till Death, and/or federal indictment, do us part.
Update: Congressman releases new statement
Im calling bullshit. When did a Republican man ever listen to a woman?
Yet, that’s coming at the trial.
Best of luck in the divorce!