Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/11/introducing-the-thanos-bikini.html
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What happens if the string snaps?
I believe you loose half the bikini …
She won’t be able to use the “My eyes are up here” excuse.
Considering the appearance of Thanos’ chin, I feel like putting his face on a Speedo would be more appropriate.
all the men in the vicinity have heart attacks and die.
Well…just half, surely
I mean, I guess as long as the emphasis is on My… “Don’t look at him, look at me. Hey! hey, Hey! look at me, don’t look at him!”
Why not a sex selective snappenning? Seems like it would be a more permanent solution.
IKR Given all the scrotum jokes made about that chin it does seem out of place down there for a girl’s bikini.
What about buttocks
Isn’t that a lost Sex Pistols album?
You… assemble the Avengers and go back in time?
That back view though…
That reminds me…
Can You Unwrinkle A Raisin?
Is this the grape flavor?
It’s all about that chin and camel toe combo, yo.
Damn, I thought this said Theranos bikini.
Gravely disappointed, BoingBoing.