Introducing the Thanos bikini

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/11/introducing-the-thanos-bikini.html

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What happens if the string snaps?

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Judy

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:astonished::nauseated_face::face_vomiting:

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I believe you loose half the bikini …

91cvs

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She won’t be able to use the “My eyes are up here” excuse.

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Considering the appearance of Thanos’ chin, I feel like putting his face on a Speedo would be more appropriate.

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all the men in the vicinity have heart attacks and die.

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:dizzy_face:

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Well…just half, surely

I mean, I guess as long as the emphasis is on My… “Don’t look at him, look at me. Hey! hey, Hey! look at me, don’t look at him!”

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Why not a sex selective snappenning? Seems like it would be a more permanent solution.

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IKR Given all the scrotum jokes made about that chin it does seem out of place down there for a girl’s bikini.

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What about buttocks

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Isn’t that a lost Sex Pistols album?

You… assemble the Avengers and go back in time?

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That back view though…

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That reminds me…

Can You Unwrinkle A Raisin?

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Is this the grape flavor?

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It’s all about that chin and camel toe combo, yo.

Damn, I thought this said Theranos bikini.

Gravely disappointed, BoingBoing.

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