Segway, pfft.
Whereās the laser cannon? Wasnāt that standard fitment?
Who needs a whole car when all you need is the tyre?
Rubber.
That is CORRECT.
There was one before it.
Duel.
Thisā¦ is a surprisingly interesting movieā¦ one of those intentionally schlocky films that has some surprisingly good points about it.
I was thoroughly entertained. Just donāt expect anything and itās great.
You know what would be greatā¦ one of those āPhilosophy ofā¦ā books, but for like, schlocky cinema and TVā¦
Well there is this book but it isnāt really a philosophy lite kind of thing.
You know what line of books I mean, though, right? Philosophy of the Simpsons, Philosophy of the Sopranosā¦ Star Wars and Philosophy, Seinfeld and Philosophy, breaking bad Woody Allen, Lord of the Rings, etc. I mean, why not a Philosophy of Uwe Boll? Or Philosophy of Troma or something? [ETA] The more I think about it, the more Iād be all over the Philosophy of Troma, actually.
Does no one remember āSupertrainā?
Thatās actually been done as thatās is pretty much the philosophy of the studio.
Oh! Iād totally forgotten about that bookā¦
I saw one at the Planes of Fame museum in Chino, CA. They have some great oddities like that one, including a Japanese licensed knock-off of the ME-163 Komet and their solid rocket launched-from-a-bomber flying bombs.
I used to have a desk with a view of Paine Field and got to see these guys do their ME262 test flights.
Anybody remember ZAMBONI HAWKS??
I swear their cheesy promo ad always looked like something that was put together by some no-talent hack in MS Paint in like 15 minutesā¦
I would have posted directly, but the generators on this thing play hell with reception:
I should be back home in a couple of yearsā¦
Crap. Scooped and shooped.