Invent an awesome Reagan-era action show

Segway, pfft.

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Whereā€™s the laser cannon? Wasnā€™t that standard fitment?

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Who needs a whole car when all you need is the tyre?

Rubber.

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That is CORRECT.

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Happy now?

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There was one before it.

Duel.

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Thisā€¦ is a surprisingly interesting movieā€¦ one of those intentionally schlocky films that has some surprisingly good points about it.

http://rubberthemovie.com/

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I was thoroughly entertained. Just donā€™t expect anything and itā€™s great.

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You know what would be greatā€¦ one of those ā€œPhilosophy ofā€¦ā€ books, but for like, schlocky cinema and TVā€¦

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Well there is this book but it isnā€™t really a philosophy lite kind of thing.

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You know what line of books I mean, though, right? Philosophy of the Simpsons, Philosophy of the Sopranosā€¦ Star Wars and Philosophy, Seinfeld and Philosophy, breaking bad Woody Allen, Lord of the Rings, etc. I mean, why not a Philosophy of Uwe Boll? Or Philosophy of Troma or something? [ETA] The more I think about it, the more Iā€™d be all over the Philosophy of Troma, actually.

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Does no one remember ā€œSupertrainā€?

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Thatā€™s actually been done as thatā€™s is pretty much the philosophy of the studio.

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Oh! Iā€™d totally forgotten about that bookā€¦

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I saw one at the Planes of Fame museum in Chino, CA. They have some great oddities like that one, including a Japanese licensed knock-off of the ME-163 Komet and their solid rocket launched-from-a-bomber flying bombs.

I used to have a desk with a view of Paine Field and got to see these guys do their ME262 test flights.

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Anybody remember ZAMBONI HAWKS??

I swear their cheesy promo ad always looked like something that was put together by some no-talent hack in MS Paint in like 15 minutesā€¦

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I would have posted directly, but the generators on this thing play hell with reception:

I should be back home in a couple of yearsā€¦

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Crap. Scooped and shooped.

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