Iran says the official who mocked coronavirus fears while coughing and sweating is now infected with coronavirus

I’d like to hear Alanis Morrisette’s thoughts about this situation.

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Well I can help!

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Sure, it the tombstone maker doesn’t mind some red-hot irony in his own immediate future too.

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From Esquire Magazine’s Charles C. Pierce:

I’m going to look for a cave to live in.

“Nothing but the best people” is never not going to be funny. I plan to laugh at it until we’re all dead, which ought to be any minute now. From The Week :
Acting Deputy Homeland Security Secretary Ken Cuccinelli, who is the top member of President Trump’s coronavirus task force, was having trouble accessing an online map produced by Johns Hopkins Univer
sity of the virus’ spread. So, he took to Twitter to ask if anyone else was having trouble with the website. He quickly realized the map was behind a paywall, much to his chagrin. But while Cuccinelli expressed dismay over the university’s decision to restrict access during a time of global concern, others pointed out that it was actually little more worrisome that the U.S. government’s task force leader was struggling with such a simple issue in the first place.

Cuccinelli is a lawyer and, for years, he has been a full-time wingut pest on the subject of what people do in their bedrooms and with whom and how often. He’s also kind of a nut on immigration. Now he’s on a task force fighting a worldwide pandemic on behalf of a president who wouldn’t know a coronavirus from a lob wedge, and Cuccinelli can’t figure out how to work a website. I’m going out to look for a cave now where I can live until we figure out what the hell is going on here.

But we here in the US can rest rest easy: My Impeached President is not worried…

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me! says @realDonaldTrump

I’ve only got me free Esquire article left this month.

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A Persian (as they like to call themselves in Tehranto) friend was saying that the Ayatollah Khomeini’s line was: “we don’t need experts, we need believers”.

…somehow that rarely seems to work out well. :thinking:

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This guy is the hero we’ve all needed since 11/2016

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Good point. Also, how/where did he contract it?

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Also a science denier as I posted above.

Stock Market starting to look very good to me! says @realDonaldTrump

https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/26/politics/trump-coronavirus-stock-market/index.html
No worries.

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