Given that pineapples are clearly depicted in the fresco, I think it’s time that , and Hawaii climb down off their high horses and acknowledge that we here in are only reviving what was clearly a popular ancient topping.
And I see your accusation of “tendentious misinterpretation of fragmentary archeological indications” and raise you one “Rome knew how to get to Brazil because they chased the Carthaginians there, who knew about it from the Phoenicians, so therefore Romans had pineapples”.