Theoretically, yes (cutting, not drilling).
But I’d say this would take even longer, what with the heavy gear you’d have to bring in and/or construct/modify for this specific task.
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love the site, but it bothers me that the url and main text of the site do not match.
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Should’ve had a bag of cat litter in the trunk.
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Elon Musk’s Twitter has been strangely quiet.
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“Just construct a vacuum tube underneath the thing and send the ships through that way! Simple!”
“Elon, put down the phone. It’s past your bedtime.”
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Quick, every patriotic American with at least one pair of Truck Nutz, get to the Arctic circle and roll coal till the ship floats again!
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What do you think –– King Kong or Godzilla will get that ship unstuck?
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(For those who haven’t been following, a massive container ship is blocking the Suez Canal apparently after taking a route shaped like a penis and testicles.)
So appearently the captain was looking for port clitoris and then just stuck it in any old way!
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A Jaeger could do the job.
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This is not a bad theory:
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If it weren’t for the pandemic, the Egyptian government could earn a buck by taking tourists to both sides of the canal. I would like to stay there for a while by the side of the ship, having a cold beer and giving suggestions to the captain just like the cartoon below.
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Thanks to you we know it wasn’t the boat delivering the crappy sexist jokes.
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This is literally how oil platforms are moved so I’m sure this car dude wasn’t the first to think of it. But I doubt the winch is strong enough.
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He also suggested using the anchor lines from both sides if needed, and readjusting as needed. I’ve winched trucks out of the mud for decades, and have always been impressed at how powerful even the smallest winch motor is…because it has to be.
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