Is this where I confess?

[OtherMichael]

Is this where I confess that “accidents” are for amateurs?

[OtherMichael]

Is this where you confess?

[nungesser]

I confess that I loathe Pinterest due to its prominence in search-engine results and membership wall to view its contents. Not a day goes by that something I’m trying to find pops up as a Pinterest result that I can’t view. “But Pinterest is great! You just have to ignore all of the emails you start getting,” I’m told.

[anon26304152]

Is this where I confess that I know there is a site you can add to your ad blocker that will prevent pintrest’s membership extortion, but that I can’t be bothered to implement it?

[anon27822705]

Is this where I confess that I paid sex workers to urinate on a bed I knew a certain rival of mine had slept in?

[anon36155390]

Is this where I confess that I’ve pretty much decided to retreat to Azeroth rather than face the next four years of Trump?

[jsroberts]

Is this where I confess that I share an inordinate number of Twitter posts for someone who doesn’t have a Twitter account?

[anon36081309]

Is this where I confess that I have had a twitter account for three years, but I have never tweeted, even once?

[daneel]

I was going to make a joke about following you, but I see @cowicide actually does. And John McAfee?

[anon36081309]

It has to be an automatic follow-back. @cowicide too, we’ve not really interacted.

[JemmieDuffs]

Is this where I confess I read spoilers for the final episode of Sherlock’s fourth series and now I don’t want to watch it? Not because I know what’s going to happen but because I’m not happy with the resolution and finale?

[daneel]

Is this where I confess that half-way through I’m thinking I shouldn’t have bothered?

[OtherMichael]

Is this where I confess that you should have joined me in watching Sausage Party instead?