Is this where I confess?

RogerStrong · February 27, 2016, 10:29pm

Is this where I confess to using the rationalization that “if no one comes from the future to stop me from doing it, then how bad a decision could it really be?”

Clifton · February 27, 2016, 11:34pm

Is this where I confess that actually we have all been sent from the future to stop you?

RogerStrong · February 28, 2016, 6:22am

All of you? I’m not paranoid?

OtherMichael · February 28, 2016, 2:44pm

Is this where I confess “yes, all of us - except for the guy in your attic, we don’t know what’s up with him”?

anon73629133 · February 28, 2016, 4:55pm

Is this where I confess that I’m an astroturfer?

daneel · February 28, 2016, 4:58pm

Is this where I confess that I’m Spartacus?

anon33466019 · February 28, 2016, 5:00pm

Is this where I confess I’m Brian Blessed?

anon61221983 · February 28, 2016, 5:12pm

Is this where we confess that we already knew that?

RogerStrong · February 28, 2016, 5:45pm

Is this where I confess that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body?

nungesser · February 29, 2016, 11:59am

Mr Blessed, can I give you a big manly hug?

RogerStrong · February 29, 2016, 6:34pm

Is this where I confess that I won the dance competition only after walking into a really big spider web?

Missy_Pants · February 29, 2016, 6:59pm

Was it a goth dance contest? Cuz that is a legit goth dance. “Plucking cobwebs”

anon61221983 · February 29, 2016, 7:04pm

RogerStrong · February 29, 2016, 7:08pm

Is this where I confess to using the self checkout line at the grocery store because I’m super conceited?

anon73629133 · February 29, 2016, 7:17pm

Is this where I confess that I want to post this in the Have You Seen This thread but I’m afraid the headmaster will scold me again?

OtherMichael · February 29, 2016, 7:25pm

Is this where I confess I dream of giving you a spanking?

RogerStrong · February 29, 2016, 8:09pm

Is this where I confess that my first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello, and my first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away?

IronEdithKidd · March 1, 2016, 3:36pm

Is this where I confess that I use the self check-out because because I don’t want anybody squishing my bread products?

Missy_Pants · March 1, 2016, 3:48pm

Is this where I confess I always pick the checkout lane with the lady cashiers? The older the better? Because they know how to bag properly. And every dude I’ve ever been cashed out by has crushed my bread! Sexism, I don’t care, learn how to bag!

nungesser · March 1, 2016, 3:51pm

Hell yes. Me too. At my supermarket there’s an old lady who’s not terribly speedy, because she finds things to talk about with every customer. “Oh! Red bell peppers! I have this LOVELY recipe…”… “Mmm. Chocolate donuts. My secret treat!”… etc. Her line is always longest, not because she’s so slow, but because people like me love to get in her line. She makes everyone smile.