Is this where I confess I hadn’t yet gotten around to googling it, and am now glad I was lazy enough to get you to do the work for me?
Also:
Is this where I confess that I often wear the American flag boxers that my FIL bought me as a joke? He thought I’d be embarrassed, but they do offer a lot of freedom…
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Is this where I confess that I break society’s rules by eating a Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart first?
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Is there I confess that I’m sad that the puppy we found wandering the streets last night has already been claimed by her owners? I wanted to keep this muppy for the weekend at least!
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Is this where I confess I haven’t been paying attention to the latest Rob Ford news?
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Is this where I confess that I freakin’ hate NY primarily because their grocery store clerks do not give a crap about bagging groceries and a lot of time they make YOU do it? Damn Yankees.
Also, their grocery belt technology is from the stone ages.
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Jesus died on a cross. And so Christians have made the cross their symbol, often with Christ on it. They hang statues of Jesus dead on the cross on their walls. They wear crosses around their necks.
Is this where I confess that I’m still waiting for Elvis fans to adopt the same tradition?
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Is this where I confess that, coming from the UK, I think it’s really silly to employ someone just to pack bags when I’d rather just do it myself and have lower grocery prices, because it seems like a non-job?
And that it really pisses me off when I have to stand around while they take their sweet time, talking to people (especially when they distract the person ringing me up) instead of packing my bags so I can leave?
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Is this where I confess that I like to type is donald trump just a bunch of hedgehogs in a suit into a search engine once a day?
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Is this where I confess I just searched for that, there was a Daily Mail link, I clicked it, and was pleased?
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Is this where I confess that I’ve actually seen the ping pong ball trick performed, long ago in a seedy strip bar called the Stoplight?
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Is this where I confess that if it wasn’t by Donald Trump, I don’t care?
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Is this where I confess that now I suspect you’re just trying to mentally scar us all?
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Is this where I confess that I think paranoia is following me around? Is this where I confess that I think it’s after me?
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Is this where I confess that I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go, because it makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert?
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Is this where I confess that … What? Hell no! I admit nothing!
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Is this where I confess I haven’t listened to a single Prince track in years?
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Is this where I confess that although I don’t have HBO and the book hasn’t come out yet, I will probably read spoilers for this GOT season?
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Have you read all the books so far? Cuz holy poopsticks… things are gonna way off book this season!
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