Jackie Chan wants you to have a great day


#1

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#2

It is stupid how good this makes me feel about myself.


#3

I haven’t done my best today, so I feel like Jackie Chan is disappointed in me.


#4

I need a chaser of this.


#5

“Two dragons, one house”

Get’em Jackie Chan!


#6


#7

We are all “shia labeouf”…


#8

Strongly reminds me of:


#9

You too, Mr Chan!


#10

I don’t know what a chaser is, but suddenly I want to kick ass and have a nice day.


#11

Be happy. Enjoy.


#12

I hesitate to compare my best with Jackie Chan’s best.


#13

What a really nice guy.


#14

And yet somehow it’s going more like this today:


#15

There’s more day to come – you still have time to do your best!


#16

Don’t overestimate what might be your best.


#17

I just ate the hell out of a Pop Tart. #CrushingIt


#18

I have indeed had a great day. This just affirms it :slight_smile:


#19

Have a great day! (Unless you take drugs, in which case I am the poster boy for you receiving the death penalty, so have a very bad day you!)

Death by Jackie Chan would almost be worth it though.


#20

Jackie Chan also wants people who use politically incorrect drugs to be executed, and was in the news recently as an anti-drug spokesperson for Singapore. So, no, he doesn’t want me to have a great day.

And Bruce Lee was better.