Jar Jar = Supreme Leader


#1

Have you seen this? I loved reading it…

The Wired tldr;

The insanely awesome Reddit.


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#2

The Drunken Master theory. I like it.


#3

From the Reddit

...ok, that's all well and good, but even if Jar Jar is a secret Drunken Fist boxing master, that doesn't make him a force user, right? Well, it should at least make us suspicious of his character period. It establishes that his over-the-top, childish antics are a veneer masking a more complex character than we're led to believe.

Or-or-or… He’s a frog-rabbit who’s a really good jumper. Because frogs and rabbits are pretty good with the fast twitch.


#4

What if the Force doesn’t just come in light and dark? What if there are other flavors? Jar Jar maybe has a frog-rabbit flavor that looks dorky on the outside, but is really subtle and quietly mind-bendy on the inside.


#5

Could be. But I can’t even entertain the idea that he’d play a part in Force Awakens. To do so is to embrace the dark side.


#6

Welp, that’s 30m I didn’t expect to be captivated by fucking Jar Jar Binks.


#7

mebbe jus mebbe the dark side is darker than we think… meesa be stabbin you in the back!


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