Jar Jar = Supreme Leader

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The Drunken Master theory. I like it.

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From the Reddit

...ok, that's all well and good, but even if Jar Jar is a secret Drunken Fist boxing master, that doesn't make him a force user, right? Well, it should at least make us suspicious of his character period. It establishes that his over-the-top, childish antics are a veneer masking a more complex character than we're led to believe.

Or-or-or… He’s a frog-rabbit who’s a really good jumper. Because frogs and rabbits are pretty good with the fast twitch.

What if the Force doesn’t just come in light and dark? What if there are other flavors? Jar Jar maybe has a frog-rabbit flavor that looks dorky on the outside, but is really subtle and quietly mind-bendy on the inside.

Could be. But I can’t even entertain the idea that he’d play a part in Force Awakens. To do so is to embrace the dark side.

Welp, that’s 30m I didn’t expect to be captivated by fucking Jar Jar Binks.

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mebbe jus mebbe the dark side is darker than we think… meesa be stabbin you in the back!


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