Jared Kushner says Palestinians screw-up every opportunity they've ever had, in celebration of a proposed two-state deal that he left them out of

Best. Plan. Ever.

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It includes a “no backsies” clause for Florida.

Sorry Florida Man.

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Well I just want to the first person to say, welcome back, Groucho.

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Florida had it coming.

International Diplomacy is my calling. I am very fair minded and disciplined.

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Abba Eban

The quote was made during the peace negotiations following the October War of 1973. His reputation is far less douchey than the quote would suggest.

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This apparently qualifies both of us to be Senior White House Advisors. But only if we marry Ivanka.

There’s not enough alcohol and lack of self esteem in the entire solar system.

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Yet one more position I will have to politely decline due to sobriety.

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Trump (and his family) exemplify the Inverse Midas Effect; everything he touches turns to shit.

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I think that it can be reasonably argued that Likud is no different than the National Socialist Party of 80 years ago.

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That’s a horrible tic , Tamsin.

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#diplomacy

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Wait! Is Palm Beach County to the Palestinians or the Israelis?

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The Cardassians.

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My Dear Wife says, N O ! So somebody else has to take one for the team…

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I’d like to help you - but my conscience is acting up.

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Here’s my modest proposal: ignore it all. 50 years from now the same people will be fighting about the same issues over the same shitty piles of rocks that everyone and no one can claim historical right to, and the same leaders will be utterly uninterested in any solution because it would rob them of some measure of power. It’s an intractable situation that we lack the power to “fix”, and will only produce more misery and drain in resources the longer we indulge it. Get the fuck out and make them figure it out without us.

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Somebody should tell Trump he can get a better deal from the Romulans.

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Oh, dang it.

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I agree with this. The American crush on Israel for the past 75 years does not make a lot of sense to me.

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Talk to a few Evangelicals, and it will start to. In a really terrifying sort of way.

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