Jeb Bush tweets picture of engraved gun with the title "America"

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Might work.

It’s music by what amounted to an underground holier than thou band (which I used to think was very clever)

They shoot campaigns, don’t they?

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What changed your opinion?

I found out that making that sort of record wasn’t as hard as I thought & also became less enamored with the ā€œholier than thouā€ part. I came to agree more with Zappa, ā€œdumb all over and a little ugly on the sideā€.

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Jeb Bush tweets picture of engraved gun with the title ā€œAmerica

, Fuck Yeah!"

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Go om, tweet an image of your CO2 laser. You know you want to.

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With ā€œ@shaddackā€ engraved on the side.

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Surely, if you’re packing heat engraved with the name of the One True Land Beloved Of Jeebus, you don’t need to beg for applause? You can just order people to clap.

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ā€œHappy shall he be, that takes your little ones and dasheth them against the stonesā€.

Username checks out.

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I’d love to see a gun engraved with one of those quotes about not feeling like a grown-up that self-consciously ā€˜ditzy’ girls are always sharing on Facebook. That would be a little microcosm of reality.

Or something like ā€œLOL, I can’t believe they actually let me have this.ā€

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ā€œPew Pew! Gotcha.ā€

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Yes I’m an Orthodox Jew and I don’t apologize for it.

If he tweeted himself with a Stargate, he’d get my vote.

Perhaps it’s time to consider the possibility that the fake cowboy might be the smarter of the two.

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Still, he’s going to have a difficult time, running against performance artist Ben Carson’s Talking Nonsense On The Campaign Trail.

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ā€œIts the only way to be sureā€¦ā€

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Good job, Jeb! You just made the Meme of the Day:

(Alternative subtitle: Fighting the ā€˜Trump Factor’)

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