Jesus is all…
Jesus is all…
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Oh man. So Jesus sent a mudslide… to… was somebody in this village blasphemous or heretical?
He showed up late, as usual, and I sure don’t see a shovel or earth moving equipment in “His” hands.
People are still waiting for him some 2,000 years after he allegedly said 'I’ll be right back".
“Psst! Father! We’re out of communion wine for the service!”
“Goddammit, I meant to go to the store! What do we have in the fridge?”
“Jesus appears in the clouds above Colombian city after catastrophe”
Jesus seems to always appear LATE to catastrophes. Even the original BlackBerry would help. Dirt cheap, too.
Jesus killed those people. Why else do you think he showed up ‘late’?
Because Jesus is only a half-god, he’s omniscient only in hindsight.
It might be time to…reevaluate…the depth and nature of Jesus’ love when is sole appearance in a natural disaster area is dedicated to aerial surveillance for damage analysis.
Perhaps it’s all part of a greater plan; but that MO is alarmingly similar to what you’d expect from a hostile air force.
Oh man, I have to reread that whole series again now.
Did he come back to multiply Iphones?
Maybe he’s there to point and laugh.
I’m fairly certain that’s just Mr. Burns.
Zomg…someone actually gets me!
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