Jesus appears in the clouds above Colombian city after catastrophe

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Jesus is all…

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Gloating bastard.

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Best comment ever! You win the internet today.

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Oh man. So Jesus sent a mudslide… to… was somebody in this village blasphemous or heretical?

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He showed up late, as usual, and I sure don’t see a shovel or earth moving equipment in “His” hands.

People are still waiting for him some 2,000 years after he allegedly said 'I’ll be right back".

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“Psst! Father! We’re out of communion wine for the service!”
“Goddammit, I meant to go to the store! What do we have in the fridge?”

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“Jesus appears in the clouds above Colombian city after catastrophe”

Jesus seems to always appear LATE to catastrophes. Even the original BlackBerry would help. Dirt cheap, too.

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Jesus killed those people. Why else do you think he showed up ‘late’?

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Because Jesus is only a half-god, he’s omniscient only in hindsight.

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It might be time to…reevaluate…the depth and nature of Jesus’ love when is sole appearance in a natural disaster area is dedicated to aerial surveillance for damage analysis.

Perhaps it’s all part of a greater plan; but that MO is alarmingly similar to what you’d expect from a hostile air force.

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Oh man, I have to reread that whole series again now.

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Did he come back to multiply Iphones?

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Creep-pustular…exactly!

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Maybe he’s there to point and laugh.

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I’m fairly certain that’s just Mr. Burns.

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Zomg…someone actually gets me!

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