Jesus rises... a little too much

Originally published at: Jesus rises… a little too much | Boing Boing

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Real carpenters know how to transport lumber. I’m calling it: Fake Jesus!

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And he didn’t stick the landing…he stuck the ceiling.

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And now he’s being crucified on social media.

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The music both makes the video, and has invaded my brain.

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Reposted from 4 years ago: Watch: man in Jesus costume gets his cross stuck in the ceiling | Boing Boing

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It’s a miracle he got it unstuck.

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I’ve always wondered what the context for this was. If he was some religious dude being weird, then a lack of spatial awareness would go with his lack of self-awareness. But it seems like he kind of smirks/stifles a grin at whoever was recording him, which makes me think something else was going on…

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Also, that cross is nowhere near big or sturdy enough to actually crucify someone on it.

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This reminds me of the wonderful song “I Hung a Cross” from the comedy “Faith Based”:

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JESUS CHRIST, WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING WITH THAT THING!

N.B. The preceding is a complete sentence.

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Rosenmontag 2017 in Cologne. The underground station near the cathedral.

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i believe he was swearing at the end, which is just… chef’s kiss

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