Originally published at: Jesus rises… a little too much | Boing Boing
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Real carpenters know how to transport lumber. I’m calling it: Fake Jesus!
And he didn’t stick the landing…he stuck the ceiling.
And now he’s being crucified on social media.
The music both makes the video, and has invaded my brain.
Reposted from 4 years ago: Watch: man in Jesus costume gets his cross stuck in the ceiling | Boing Boing
It’s a miracle he got it unstuck.
I’ve always wondered what the context for this was. If he was some religious dude being weird, then a lack of spatial awareness would go with his lack of self-awareness. But it seems like he kind of smirks/stifles a grin at whoever was recording him, which makes me think something else was going on…
Also, that cross is nowhere near big or sturdy enough to actually crucify someone on it.
JESUS CHRIST, WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING WITH THAT THING!
N.B. The preceding is a complete sentence.
Rosenmontag 2017 in Cologne. The underground station near the cathedral.
i believe he was swearing at the end, which is just… chef’s kiss