Watch: man in Jesus costume gets his cross stuck in the ceiling

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/25/watch-man-in-jesus-costume-ge.html

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Rathaus-Heumarkt subwaystation Line 5, Cologne if someone wants to inspect the damage …

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Looks like that Stairway to Heaven is one step too high.

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In fairness

Israel in 4 B.C. had no escalators.

With apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber Tim Rice

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Hey, does anyone know a good carpenter?

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Well there ain’t one in the video, that’s for sure. Four screws holding together a couple 2x4’s. I wouldn’t be caught dead crucified on that thing.

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I love how this funny meme on the internet invalidates the real life Jesus and all that he stands for.

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LOL Jesus Fail

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I hope he yelled “Oh Dad dammit!” as it happened.

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That’s okay. Jesus (ver.1.0) was alleged to have ‘destroyed’ private property (see: Attack on the money-changers).

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I think invalidation was occurring left and right before the meme.

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The House of My Father hath many rooms – often with below-code ceilings.

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Jeebus haz maded teh hole an Ceiling Cat sawed that ish good.

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They pressed into service an accoustic tile ceiling, inexplicably named Simon, who was at the top of the escalator to carry his cross.
(Mark 15: 21) [paraphrased]

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Christ, what an asshole.

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I would have been disappointed if this weren’t here.

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“I think you’ve made your point now, you’ve even gone a bit to far to get the message home…”

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Nailed it!!! (too soon?)

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If God had intended man to carry a cross around all the time, God would have given man taller ceilings.

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