Watch: man in Jesus costume gets his cross stuck in the ceiling


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/25/watch-man-in-jesus-costume-ge.html


#2

Rathaus-Heumarkt subwaystation Line 5, Cologne if someone wants to inspect the damage …


#3

Looks like that Stairway to Heaven is one step too high.


#4

In fairness

Israel in 4 B.C. had no escalators.

With apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber Tim Rice


#5

Hey, does anyone know a good carpenter?


#6

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#7

Well there ain’t one in the video, that’s for sure. Four screws holding together a couple 2x4’s. I wouldn’t be caught dead crucified on that thing.


#8

I love how this funny meme on the internet invalidates the real life Jesus and all that he stands for.


#9

LOL Jesus Fail


#10

I hope he yelled “Oh Dad dammit!” as it happened.


#11

That’s okay. Jesus (ver.1.0) was alleged to have ‘destroyed’ private property (see: Attack on the money-changers).


#12

I think invalidation was occurring left and right before the meme.


#13

The House of My Father hath many rooms – often with below-code ceilings.


#14

Jeebus haz maded teh hole an Ceiling Cat sawed that ish good.


#15

They pressed into service an accoustic tile ceiling, inexplicably named Simon, who was at the top of the escalator to carry his cross.
(Mark 15: 21) [paraphrased]


#16

Christ, what an asshole.


#17

I would have been disappointed if this weren’t here.


#18

“I think you’ve made your point now, you’ve even gone a bit to far to get the message home…”


#19

Nailed it!!! (too soon?)


#20

If God had intended man to carry a cross around all the time, God would have given man taller ceilings.