Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/25/watch-man-in-jesus-costume-ge.html
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Rathaus-Heumarkt subwaystation Line 5, Cologne if someone wants to inspect the damage …
Looks like that Stairway to Heaven is one step too high.
In fairness
Israel in 4 B.C. had no escalators.
With apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber Tim Rice
Hey, does anyone know a good carpenter?
Well there ain’t one in the video, that’s for sure. Four screws holding together a couple 2x4’s. I wouldn’t be caught dead crucified on that thing.
I love how this funny meme on the internet invalidates the real life Jesus and all that he stands for.
I hope he yelled “Oh Dad dammit!” as it happened.
That’s okay. Jesus (ver.1.0) was alleged to have ‘destroyed’ private property (see: Attack on the money-changers).
I think invalidation was occurring left and right before the meme.
The House of My Father hath many rooms – often with below-code ceilings.
They pressed into service an accoustic tile ceiling, inexplicably named Simon, who was at the top of the escalator to carry his cross.
(Mark 15: 21) [paraphrased]
Christ, what an asshole.
I would have been disappointed if this weren’t here.
“I think you’ve made your point now, you’ve even gone a bit to far to get the message home…”
Nailed it!!! (too soon?)
If God had intended man to carry a cross around all the time, God would have given man taller ceilings.