John Carpenter will care about the 'Big Trouble in Little China' remake if they pay him

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nuff said’

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Such a silly question:

"Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”

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There are always bills to be paid.

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I smell a new business opportunity: Pay me to care about the topic of your choice.

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This is exactly how I feel about it!

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I believe the correct response to all of this is:

“Yessir, the check is in the mail.”

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He’s consistent - he feels the same way about sex.

File this under “Duh”.

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Ambivalent does not mean apathetic.

Why remake a classic? Especially when the original was very much a product of its time, and could not but be offensively cheesy were it remade now.

I’m with him. I too will care about it if they pay me. Which I don’t expect they will but hey - capitalist solidarity!

#The check is in the mail.

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There’s no way one can stay in John Carpenter’s line of work for as long as he has without developing a robust immunity to nerdrage.

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