John Carpenter will care about the 'Big Trouble in Little China' remake if they pay him


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nuff said’


Such a silly question:

"Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”


There are always bills to be paid.


I smell a new business opportunity: Pay me to care about the topic of your choice.


This is exactly how I feel about it!


I believe the correct response to all of this is:

“Yessir, the check is in the mail.”


He’s consistent - he feels the same way about sex.


File this under “Duh”.


Ambivalent does not mean apathetic.


Why remake a classic? Especially when the original was very much a product of its time, and could not but be offensively cheesy were it remade now.


I’m with him. I too will care about it if they pay me. Which I don’t expect they will but hey - capitalist solidarity!


#The check is in the mail.


There’s no way one can stay in John Carpenter’s line of work for as long as he has without developing a robust immunity to nerdrage.


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