John Oliver freaks out over creepy dolls that have been washing up on Texas beaches

Originally published at: John Oliver freaks out over creepy dolls that have been washing up on Texas beaches | Boing Boing

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Hope the piece has a source for the dolls pinned down. Otherwise, Oliver could be up for a surprise if it turns out that several shipping containers full of theses went overboard somewhere in the Pacific and now arrive at the beaches…

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Coming soon, Rob Zombie’s, “Beach of 1,000,000 Barnacle Babies”.

Meanwhile, in South America…

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Wait, the report says dozens… that’s not many, there are probably more than that in our alley.

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It’s 30 so far.

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More dolls just means more chances for doll destruction, seems like everyone wins.

I guess besides the people interested in buying the “larger dolls” at a discount

If these dolls come from sunken containers in the Pacific and are then washing up on the Texas Gulf of Mexico coast, then can’t they be captured as they go through the locks in the Panama canal. Or are they going via Cape Horn. /s

I seem to recall reading, possibly on this very web site, of a sunken container off the Atlantic coast of France disgorging Garfields for decades.

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