I suppose so, but not in a one-on-one John Wick-esque way. That’s why the Church sequence stands out to me relative to John Wick.
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You want body count?
Shoot 'Em Up has got your body count, and then some.
Starring Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, and Monica Bellucci – who probably wouldn’t do this shit if they weren’t having a good time.
Plus: humor! Lots of humor!
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When I was watching the catacombs scene in John Wick II, I became fascinated by the endless killings, so I re-watched it and started counting. It turns out there were 49 heavily armed attackers (45 of whom were killed and one wounded). How did they get there - a dozen SUV’s? One of those big tourist buses? Henchmen logistics always fascinate me.
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that’s such a wonderfully bad movie.
Giamatti chews more scenery than a Bagger 288.
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What is that from?
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Just you wait until the Highlander comes for John Wick: The Wickening.
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“There can be only one Wick!”
(But at least immortality would explain how JW can survive being gut shot so many times without real medical help.)
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No way could you manage all those people without proper, professional HR.
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It does seem that they would have to be staged around the city like ambulance drivers so they can get to a henchman emergency in a timely fashion. But how they all arrive at the same time is beyond me… :-/
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I had the same thought yesterday when my team went out for coffee. The place we went to could produce coffee at a fixed rate, so it took 15 minutes for all of us to get our drinks. The solution we came up with was something very like Uber Eats. You go to a single form, specify this much coffee, at this time to this location, and the orders are spread between local coffee shops.
Somebody should suggest a henchman variation on this to Uber. I am sure it is right up their alley.
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Brilliant! A parody for our time.
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No Machete?
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Do you guys want an Expendables 4 or 5? Because this is how you get an expendables 4 or 5…
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I almost thought “At least Stallone wouldnt be in it if it was only contract killers” but then i instantly remembered the movie Assassins.
Also wtf is up with that movie poster? Why is everyone peeking from a different corner?
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Assassins.
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We’ve got the makings for a hitman Battle Royale. Hollywood please steal that idea.
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Seriously underrated movie IMNSHO.
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Recursive assassins.
It’s assassins all the way down.
Update: Added link to Wikipedia:
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