Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/17/john-wick-is-finally-gonna-kil.html
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“John Wick is finally gonna kill some people …”
Pretty sure he’s only known for killing people…
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I fluv you for that.
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Can’t wait!
“some people” might an understatement.
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How about The Professional x John Wick x Equalizer x El Mariachi?
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Toss in The Bride (Kill Bill), and you may be onto the bloodiest movie of all time.
[edit] Was thinking he was still mad about doggo from the last movie, alas, the trailer informs us he’s got a new doggo.
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I can’t be the only one predicting that the closing shot of the movie is going to be him driving off in his car, miraculously restored to perfect condition by wizard mechanics.
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So - no retirement party?
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SPOILERS!!
(not on the car)
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I’m surprised that there is anybody alive in the John Wick universe - not because John Wick kills so many people but because half the population of the world seems to be professional freelance assassins. Who, exactly, are they all killing when not trying to kill John Wick? 
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Don’t forget the church sequence from The Kingsmen. Need to add that one to the mix.
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I loved this film so damn much. And maybe its because I love the play so much
FYI…Beetlejuice makes a cameo too!
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Out of curiosity, I found this:
http://www.moviebodycounts.com/Top-Characters.htm
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Funny, Hot Shots! Part Deux is the last movie I’d think about in regards to body count. Bad puns, silly jokes and a random mole yes but, body count not so much.
Worth a re-watch!
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At the end of this one, realizing he’ll never be able to retire, he leaves his fortune to the dog and drives like hell.
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Well, until John Wick 3 comes out there is the John Wick with Nerf from Corridor Digital.
Pretty well done. And it kind of shows the blood in the actual movies isn’t needed, it’s the complex choreography of the action sequences that are interesting.
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Seems more people were killed at the end of that movie than in the middle.
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