Judge: Paul Manafort must keep his ankle monitor on

Gracias me amigo y amiga.

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Meh. Just test him once in a while and if he’s found with drugs in his system, use that as leverage to get him to flip.

Since he apparently doesn’t like them let’s give him a couple more just to help him realize getting tethered isn’t an optional fashion accessory but rather an essential reminder that you are in the grip of the criminal justice system.

Yes they do. Because during this time, Manafort will be given every opportunity to assist the wider investigation. This isn’t a mob investigation so it’ll be “Snitches stay riches.”

“In this state, it’s a thin line between campaign posters and photo arrays.”

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After That:

Paul Manafort caught trying to board an international flight by a tourist!

“It didn’t seem right, a man with a still bleeding stump trying to causally hop through an airport”, the foreigner responded when asked why they raised the alarm.

Not done yet?

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Nobody gets me when I sing Alouette down the halls at work.

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