Looks like an illicit offspring of a floor mop and a parrot.
At such a sight words fail.
I have two internally competing theories of dogs:
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âSucker wolvesâ. The ones that fell for our comfy fire and delicious scraps and experienced the consequences. Highly plausible in this case.
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âPsy-ops wolvesâ. Generations of extraordinarily adept sleeper agents infiltrating our society and positioning themselves for the return of the pack. Compiling a list of people who will be first against the wall in this case.
Fortunately acronyms exist: WTF!
WoofâŚ
Huh? Because what popped out of my mouth, completely uncontrolled was âjumpinâ jeebus on a pogo stick!â
Although I rarely get to say it I think I was just gob smacked when I saw it.
Well yeah, with the âWâ going for what or why or maybe where so I can avoid further contact. Who I wouldnât even want to know.
So weâre encouraging this kind of thing? Yikes.
Why not? Makes life a bit more colorful, doesnât it?
I see they were going for the clown wig look, but points deducted for forgetting the red nose.
I was going to say itâs cruel, but on second thought I think my dog would love it because heâd get so much attention. Come to think of it, heâd probably like all the attention he got in the coloring process too. Actually, it seems like an awesome thing to do for your dog. 
Rollen likes!
My poodle was so lucky to have been born with black fur. If heâd been white, Iâd have done this and worse to him.
Wow, thatâs some frankencar.
::inspectsphoto::
Holy crap! That was made on purpose. By VW.
::facepalm::
Rainbow hair is forever associated with disgraced British twats:
Rainbow has been done to death. I want to see a camo poodle.
