The pandas in this Chinese animal cafe are actually dogs in disguise

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/10/24/the-pandas-in-this-chinese-ani.html

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Except they don’t really look like pandas; they looked like dyed dogs.I mean, I can see what he’s going for, but the body types are just too different.

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And those dogs are actually two raccoons in costume.

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and inside the racoon costume?
You guessed it, DOGS!

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This trend is actually spreading. There’s a zoo in China that has nothing in it but one small dog.

It’s a shit zoo.

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Beaten to the obvious joke again, Dammit!

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One customer said, “We knew they weren’t pandas when two of them started boning.”

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Reminds me of the Tijuana zebras.

zebra

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The pandas in this Chinese animal cafe are actually dogs

This is a probably better for everyone involved, including actual pandas.

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Anyone worried that this place will inspire others to dye their pets, but maybe using a cheaper, more toxic type of dye…

Is by definition a concern troll. At least, the way Ive seen the term used.

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Well if they can’t get Americans to care about HUMAN rights violations, then just start messing with puppies!

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Assholes exploiting the vulnerable for a quick buck yuan.

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So they’re just panda-ing for attention?

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Or, you can custom paint a Panda like a panda.

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One advice I received once from a old Chinese lady in Shanghai, China.
If you want to get a rabbit on the market, ask to see it with the skin, if not, you will end with a cat
It was 5 years ago.

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I’m surprised at the label on the harness; it seems like the last thing the owner would want would be for folks to rub it.

In German, cats have been colloquially called “roof rabbits” for centuries because of this.

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