Yeah. I’ve had five or six hours of sleep in two days. I shouldn’t be driving, much less commenting on boingboing. Also I’ve never read the books, and have only seen 2/3 of the movies, much to the annoyance of my wife.
I just figured the odds were good that Slytherin were packing knives, while the Hufflepuffs were packing sack lunches.
Ah, but not if they were guarded by a prior casting of Floofidoopaloo… okay. Fine. I’m just making shit up. I concede. Five more hours and then a 30 minute drive. What the hell, time? Why do you hate me?
But you probably weren’t testifying on TV either. Standing by someone is totally different as this playing the good and honest wife thing that looks totally fake. Bringing one’s own wife as a morality witness, I mean who gives a fuck. Maybe bring also your mom, I’m sure she’ll say nice things too …