Kennedy Jr's new mission: Saving America from imaginary sky poison

[Gyrofrog]

@EllsworthToohey

Junior, who prides himself on following reputable sources like @BGatesIsaPsycho, swiftly responded, “We are going to stop this crime.”

Maybe he meant, in reference to the Xit, to stop bearing false witness?
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[smulder]

@EllsworthToohey

enthusiasts believe that the white trails left by jet engines are not merely water vapor

… pedantically speaking, merely ice crystals

Water vapor is invisible

[mnem]

@awfulhorrid

If they passed a ban, surely they have some sort of enforcement measure, right?

Could be funny if they tried but I suspect the simple answer is since chemtrails aren’t real they just get to score points with the more reality-challenged segment of their voting base without actually doing anything.

[Brainspore]

@mnem

I suspect the simple answer is since chemtrails aren’t real they just get to score points with the more reality-challenged segment of their voting base without actually doing anything.

Bingo. It’s like legislation banning reptilians from sacrificing human babies to Baal. It’s not a thing and if it was it would already be illegal anyway, but if you oppose the new legislation some nuts will claim you’re on THEIR side!!

[f5jm2yyyh5]

It didn’t?