This is a joke, right? Please tell me itâs a joke.
Iâve never been quite clear on whether the âchemtrailâ thing is an actual, vaguely widespread belief or something in the realm of Flat Earth or Hollow Moon theorizing. Itâs so ridiculous and easily disproven that I canât see anyone believing it with a straight face and working brain.
Yes it is a joke, this was posted on a Satire site⌠this is just shitty reporting.
I was so disappointed awhile ago when I heard Dick Gregory going on about chemtrails like a true believer and ranting how Prince was killed because he was speaking out against them or something.
The comments are amusing thoughâŚ
Just open up that bedside drawer and start reading you some Book of Mormon. Inside of half an hour the chemtrails will begin to seem eminently rational by comparison.
Itâs more believable than Flat Earth or Hollow Moon because you can actually see them. And people donât know basic science.
But yes, it is hogwash.
Sadly that applies to a lot of things that are widely believed. According a survey result Iâve seen, about 5% of the US population (roughly the same as believe in Reptilian shape shifting overlords) believe in chemtrails. Although another 8% werenât sure. On the other hand, about 28% of voters thought Saddam Hussein was behind 9-11, and 13% of voters think Barack Obama is the anti-Christ. SoâŚ
What satire site? Change.org is not a satire site, and I donât see any other attribution. Is it possible you have a reason to want to discredit the brave fighters against this heinous conspiracy? Hmmm? Can you account for your whereabouts September 11, 2001?
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This is too hilarious. Living in Maui unfortunately Iâm surrounded by people who believe this sort of nonsense.
I see you are part of the Lizard elite! I now know not to trust you.
A Møøse once bit my sister⌠No realli!
That video of âirrefutable proofâ very clearly shows the vapor popping into existence like 30 feet behind the wings. Thatâs not what spray nozzles look like.
Oh, itâs because itâs âturning on and offâ. Why would they do that instead of just reducing the flow and keep it constant? The pattern isnât regular like you would expect, either. Air isnât homogenous; there are localized differences in pressure and humidity.
One of the worst arguments you can make in science is âI can see it with my own eyesâ. Thereâs plenty of cases where the intuitive explanation turned out to be very wrong. People thought salamanders were born from burning logs, because they tended to run out when you set one on fire. Problems like that are why we came up with science. Iâm typing this on a miracle of science, so it seems p. legit.
I just wish theyâd get rid of the art in hotels, period. Most of it sucks big time.
Having seen some examples of the former, either they truly believe it or theyâre really good actorsâŚ
As for the latter, fully working brains are certainly not present.
If you think thatâs bad, you should see the people who think that spraying vinegar (from a little hand-held spray bottle) in the general direction of the âchemtrailâ causes it to fade out and disappearâŚ
I dunno, man. Weird stuff has been happening lately. My mom has started seeing rainbows in her sprinkler that werenât there before:
You canât explain that.
