Kenneth Copeland's Christofacist "Watchman Decree" is straight out of The Handmaid's Tale

What would Jello (Biafra) do?

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Talk about it on his youtube channel? Write a song about it? Write an essay about it? Join a rally about it?

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I had to read the article to work out that the P stands for “Prayer”, and has nothing to do with Pancakes.

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Worst pancakes ever!

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We, as a country, are fucked.

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The IRS has long maintained no audits against churches or religious institutions as a policy since they don’t want to open up the chance that the establishment clause could come into play if they’re found to favor one religion vs another. So they generally are extremely hands off.

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You ever notice how religious assholes always just happen to believe in a god who is also an asshole? It’s almost like they’re creating god in their image.

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T and C’s here prohibit me from posting an image of their deity.

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Artist’s Rendition

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Or this particular fungus:

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Copeland still isn’t dead yet???

SMH

Again, even sharia law is more humanitarian that what the Fundie Xtian Fascists are trying to pull.

Stop demonizing Muslims when the US fundies are even worse.

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How much you want to bet the FBI isn’t so much as keeping an eye on this? Can’t divert attention from infiltrating antifa and civil rights and environmental groups for something as inconsequential as religious extremists claiming immunity from the law and directly threatening violence, don’t ya know.

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Is he a Chinese emperor?

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No, he’s a Christian king.

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Now I am relieved. I don’t want to live under an eastern Absolut Monarch. I am glad we could live submitted tô the good old western monarchy.

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Thank you for your response.

My comment was merely intended to point out the hypocrisy of white christofascists, not to demonize Muslims.

It’s just something I’d like to say to a white christofascist, to get their goat.

Apologies for not making my intention clear; I’m still - slowly - learning to be less offhand in my comments.

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Louis XVI has left the chat.

May that, and what happened to the French church in the immediate aftermath of the revolution, serve as a warning to the Kenneth Copelands of the world.

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