Kid Logic


#1

During the summer, I was the caretaker of a seven year-old. Her sense of logic is skewed to her knowledge of the world. Which is why there are four rolls of toilet paper in the hallway.

I had just come downstairs from a nap.

Me: "What are these doing here?"
Her: "I was trying to put these on the dog’s feet. They don’t fit."
Me: "Why?"
Her: “So he wouldn’t get wet while walking in the rain.”

Makes sense.


#2

I honestly thought “Kid Logic” was going to be about a DJ, or an MC.


#3

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