Knee Defender gadget gets man--and the passenger whose seat he locked--kicked off flight

wow, ladies and gentlemen, let us take a deep breath :smile:

in this particular case a jerk was a jerk, who then was a jerk to a jerk, and that jerk was a jerk to all involved. there are no winners here. all the technology in the world canā€™t prevent angry people from being angry (well, except perhaps ether and zip ties, but i digress).

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Seems like the only winner is jerk chicken, which is getting inexplicable search traffic today.

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Iā€™ve been on a couple flights lately (possibly Delta) where the coach seats ā€œreclineā€ by the seat bottom sliding forward. Thus the person reclining is the one giving up leg space.

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By all means interpret things in whatever manner makes you feel most superior. I was responding to:

Have you ever politely explained your position to the person in front of you and been refused? Most people are pretty decent if you treat them with respect

by asserting that less than 100% of people are considerate. I can see how you could read that a different way, if you wanted to, though perhaps the structure could have been more clear.

And no, not ā€œfuck the person in frontā€, the difference is extreme discomfort for me or a sense of mild satisfaction for them at exercising their ā€˜rightā€™ to recline when asked not to, because ā€˜they paidā€™ for the privilege of being a dick.

Anyway, Iā€™m done with your belligerence. Have a nice life.

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Thatā€™s actually a pretty aggressive belief system, friend.

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Iā€™m 5ā€™ 8ā€™. I always have plenty of legroom on planes. However, I also hate sitting up straight, I hate entitled assholes, and I hate being told what to do with my shit even more.

So, welp, Iā€™ve got a button on my seat and a button is meant to be pushed. As soon as that light dings at 10,000 feet my seat goes back for the full duration of our trans-continental flight. Even if I end up strolling the aisles or sitting up and not leaning back for the whole time.

You may like space in front of your knees; I like space in front of my face and this space is mine, mofo. If the space wasnā€™t mine the pilot wouldnā€™t have built me this button to use! Buttons were meant to be pushed (pun only slightly intended) but I only push my own.

Finally, respect and listen to your flight attendants. Theyā€™re generally good people who are forced to deal with the worst dipshits during their worst temper tantrums.

tl;dr - In other words: if the seat in front of you can recline, you should be prepared for it to recline at any moment and stay that way until you get off the cattle car (which you paid to board).

@Elusis @Daneyul @pdf

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He means the other way around. That space doesnā€™t belong to you.

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Should he have doubled down on his assholish sabotage? Actually pretty easy to say.

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Have you tried asking nicely? If a 6ā€™7" guy towering over me in my seat said, ā€œKind sir, could I trouble you to keep your seat up?ā€ Iā€™d say, ā€œAbsolutely, dear fellow. In fact, let me lean my seat forward. Better yet, let me buy you a first class ticket. Please donā€™t kill me!!! Please! Please! Please!ā€

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As an excessively tall Martian, I LOLed. Iā€™m always trying not to accidentally loom at people :slight_smile:

Of course, when irresistible recliner meets immovable knees, no-oneā€™s going to be happy. Unless we swap seats, which solves your problem and passes mine on to the person in front.

On a side note, why is it that pilots wonā€™t ever consider swapping seats? Selfish arseholes. Anyone would think they were entitled to be there or something.

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Hehe, certainly, Iā€™ll even try to reach a happy medium where we can both be comfortable if thereā€™s a little room. But some people seem to refuse to be decent humans. Perhaps I should try more towering :wink:

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In fact, my ā€œattitudeā€ is generally one of ā€œdo not slow other people down, do not take up excess space, do not get in the way of the crew doing their jobs.ā€ My goal is to avoid using the overhead bins, avoid bothering anyone including the crew, avoid making the plane late by getting my ass on board and in my seat, and so forth. Please donā€™t assume I have some kind of ā€œattitudeā€ or am in the habit of making scenes. I spent an entire flight in the toilet once because the woman next to me would not stop flinging her arm across me every time she dozed off, and I couldnā€™t think of how to bring this up to the flight crew (this was before they barred the use of half the toilets on the plane to everyone but the 8 people in first class - Iā€™m a reasonable person.)

I just took non-stop flights SFO ā†’ JFK and back again, nearly 6 hours each way. I didnā€™t use the KDs on either flight because one took off at 7am (meaning everyone was going to be miserably tired) and one I wasnā€™t sure whether Iā€™d get out my laptop or not. On the outbound trip, Iā€™d had 4 hours of sleep and would have loved to recline to get some more, but I was unable to get the attention of the guy behind me who was absorbed in something on the seatback video, and I didnā€™t want to climb up in my seat and stare him down over the top, so I made do between a travel pillow and leaning my head on the window. On the inbound, I asked the person behind me if theyā€™d mind, and they didnā€™t, but my seat wouldnā€™t recline anyway (at least not without a lot of hassle/forcing that I didnā€™t want to make a scene over), so I just let it go.

I seriously do not have an ā€œattitudeā€ when enduring the misery that is cattle class. However, Iā€™ve been made totally sick of having seats thrown back at me and crunching my laptop, people hitting me in the head with giant bags trying to stuff them in the overheads, people yakking at the top of their lungs to their seat-mate about their disruptive new database blah blah blah (that would be the JFK ā†’ SFO leg, two hours of a guy talking in tones appropriate for a loud cocktail party, not a plane with 300 people on it), and so on. I have even exclaimed ā€œOW!ā€ or ā€œHEY!ā€ when someoneā€™s slammed a seat back at me and gotten not so much as an ā€œoh, sorryā€¦ā€ So yes, occasionally I have got to get some papers graded or something and I get a little serious about wanting my two inches to protect me and my $2000 MacBook. The airlines arenā€™t going to change anything any time soon, so.

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Zodiac 5751, available only on some flights.

One product from Zodiac is the 5751 slimline economy class seat. This particular model of seat uses a unique recline mechanism where the seat bucket moves forward while reclining. This model of seat is currently used by Delta Air Lines and American Airlines on all several aircraft including Deltaā€™s 717, 737-700/800, 747-400, 767-300, 777, MD-90, and international/premium transcontinental 757-200, as well as American Airlinesā€™ 777-300ER and all reconfigured 737-800 and 757-200 aircraft.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac_Seats_U.S.

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Iā€™ve still got bruises on my knees from a flight last week where someone rammed their seat back into my legs. Only pushing your own? Might want to check that.

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Chris Morris, is that you?

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I completely agree, this is a pretty disturbing read. Maybe the ones who find this device shocking donā€™t see a need to put that in writing, since it seems so obvious that something designed to prevent the seat from functioning normally is absurd and unconscionably rude.

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That canā€™t happen, the tray table is completely independent from the seat back, in fact the Knee Defender relies on it being separate to work.

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You do realize you can buy a ticket for a part of the plane with more space, right? This whole ā€œcattle classā€ thing isnā€™t your god given right, to be defended with gizmos that impact the experience of other peopleā€¦ Right???

Whether you realize it or not, youā€™re part of the problem of cattle class, not someone whoā€™s cleverly figured out a solution to it.

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Hang on. YOU were assuming things about your rights on airplanes that you do not have. I am not assuming anything. I am suggesting that maybe you check the I, me, mine attitude at the gate. Iā€™m starting that your actual words which you chose above to describe your own behavioral choices as regards your actual fellow passengers on airplanes when you have VIP project before youā€¦ those words reflect an attitude of entitlement which, get this, if you behaved on a plane the way you have here, you would likely and correctly be thrown off the plane, Pharoah.