Knives made of human feces don't actually work, experiment finds

FTFY!

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I cannot stop laughing that someone actually did this

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From the title alone, I’ll wish you good luck. Hopefully, “looks like” ≠ “carves like.”

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Can you imagine of they’d received a grant for this? :roll_eyes:

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Relevant previous BoingBoing article.

Knives made of human feces don’t actually work

Well, to be fair, they would surely work for something.

I’ve said too much.

They did. If you look at the original paper they spent several weeks eating an Inuit diet.

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They weren’t eskimos. They were from Ohio.

Bah, same thing.

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That’s some real dedication.

Makes a note: Never buy shitty knives.

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Speaking of solidified human feces, we have a judge in Cobb County GA who meets that description

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Especially the ones Boing Boing has been peddling lately

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So, eskimos are from Ohio?

Even the genuine Dungmascus ones?

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I think, to be precise, by my former logic the statement should be:

Eskimos are Ohio.

However, I believe I am woke now and rescind my awful, boorish cultural insensitivity.

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Hence why we Canadians place our old and infirm on ice floes.

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