Korn launches their own coffee brand: Korn Koffee

But this one is sad instead of funny. :frowning:

All Day I Dream About Splenda?

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No, that would be Korn Hole Koffee.

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Fucking goddammit.

We’re all living in capitalism and we all have to make a buck. But can some things just not be for sale?

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Tell us more, conformist!

Have always loved that video… but they shot the coffee!!!
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The timing would have been perfect for “Kandy Korn.” But sure. Coffee. Why not? Sure.

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Great, now I can look forward to Limp Bizkit-branded Iced Tea. Maybe Linkin Park “curated” salsa?

Heck, how about a whole Nu Metal grocery store of shit. We can call it the Pander Mart. Heck, stock the whole thing with disingenuous non-sequitur products.

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I have always loved Korn even now that I’m older I still Listen to all their music. I am not a huge coffee drinker but I will be buying their koffee and mug. True fan!

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