Korn launches their own coffee brand: Korn Koffee

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/03/korn-launches-their-own-coffee.html

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Just not the same as Willie Nelson brand products.

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#3

Wasn’t this a joke in Metalocalypse?

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#4

Metalheads are just dweebs in dark clothing.

(And that’s to their credit.)

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#5

^The funny thing about Korn branded coffee is that it feels like this going through your system if you can’t handle a strong cup of joe

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#6

Kool. I kan’t wait to kick back with a kup.

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#7

I Know right?

They need to sell at Krispy Kreme!

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#8

Is this like some sort of civet thing?

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#9

OMG - I forgot about that property of corn.

Koffee - a rare blend where the beans have actually passed through the intestinal tract of a member of Korn.

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#10

Well their breakfast cereal isn’t bad.

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#11

It looks like that one guy didn’t get the memo about hair.

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#12

All Nu! Korn Koffee.

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#13

Coffee with a K. An old joke comes back.

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#14

Only available in K cups!

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From their ad copy it sounds like it could be pretty good coffee, but I don’t think anyone other than Korn fans will seek it out. I can’t imagine it’s some huge improvement over another similarly priced coffee.

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Corn coffee? Isn’t that ersatz?

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#17

It’s ban pretty clear dat your coffee don’t got Zest Appeal.

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#18

Korn Koffee Muffins = Kornbread

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#19

A blend of the finest Brazilian soya beans, Chilean chicory nuts and Spanish flies!

Here, take this can home with you, Katie.

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#20

But who wants KKK cups in their office pantry?

(Well. Some people would I’m sure)

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