Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/03/korn-launches-their-own-coffee.html
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Just not the same as Willie Nelson brand products.
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Wasn’t this a joke in Metalocalypse?
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Metalheads are just dweebs in dark clothing.
(And that’s to their credit.)
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^The funny thing about Korn branded coffee is that it feels like this going through your system if you can’t handle a strong cup of joe
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Kool. I kan’t wait to kick back with a kup.
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I Know right?
They need to sell at Krispy Kreme!
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Is this like some sort of civet thing?
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OMG - I forgot about that property of corn.
Koffee - a rare blend where the beans have actually passed through the intestinal tract of a member of Korn.
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Well their breakfast cereal isn’t bad.
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It looks like that one guy didn’t get the memo about hair.
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All Nu! Korn Koffee.
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Coffee with a K. An old joke comes back.
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Only available in K cups!
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From their ad copy it sounds like it could be pretty good coffee, but I don’t think anyone other than Korn fans will seek it out. I can’t imagine it’s some huge improvement over another similarly priced coffee.
Corn coffee? Isn’t that ersatz?
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It’s ban pretty clear dat your coffee don’t got Zest Appeal.
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Korn Koffee Muffins = Kornbread
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A blend of the finest Brazilian soya beans, Chilean chicory nuts and Spanish flies!
Here, take this can home with you, Katie.
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But who wants KKK cups in their office pantry?
(Well. Some people would I’m sure)
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