Kroger employee arrested for stealing $1 million in two weeks by doing fake returns

They need to post one of those missed you classified ad:

You were destroying democracy, I was robbing my employer. We could do horrible things to people. Call me 555.

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Big enough that shit is coming down, not big enough to launder and flee.

If you have a coupon for 50 cents off eggs, will that work on the Faberge ones?

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Always check inside the carton to make sure they aren’t broken. Gonna be really disappointing if you get home and find that some of the dozen Fabergé eggs you just bought are cracked.

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NRA Chief Financial Officer

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Gwinnett always trends for the weirdest shit I swear.

i say so what? sew what? As long as nobody got hurt (corporations are nobody) let him go

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Wall St. is probably trying to headhunt him right now with job offers.

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Exactly, they love his can do (anything) attitude. These economic bubbles don’t build themselves.

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He is a born potential venture capitalist but he needs to be mentored by Wall Street right away. With just a little bit of encouragement and help he can be raising drug prices astronomically and kicking people out of their equity firm owned housing.

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Also check that they don’t float in water, the floaters are old and the sinkers are fresh.

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