Lamborghini buyer sues dealer after white car turns yellow

Don’t these guys know anything?

First you buy the Bitcoin, then you buy the Lambo.

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That just means it’s got a convertible top.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a20685360/why-convertibles-are-called-spiders/

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So we stole it from someone we oppressed? Sounds British to me…

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There’s a long tradition of white Lamborghinis, here’s one from the late 60s:

But a Lamborghini SUV, that is definitely wrong.

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White on a tractor… that’s just wrong!

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German race cars should be silver, not white.

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This one is different. The gold striping makes it specific to the Pope. The general, everyday white vehicles are what I’m up on my high horse about. Btw, my high horse is not white. It’s an Old Paint!

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My high horse is a giraffe

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Can we just call it “UK racing green”, at least until all the Brexit details get sorted?

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That is the highest of high horses, and I applaud you with Nancy Pelosi verve.

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Nope, no problems with this story at all! None! Totally normal family and car purchase, yep!

Whenever you wonder who the $&!% is buying all those exotic sports cars you see on the road, remember this story…

(Is it sad that I’m like “Well, yeah, of course an oil change costs a thousand bucks; they are doing it at the dealership, and they were affiliated with Chrysler in the '90s, they learned a few tricks then…”)

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When I was a kid, my dad bought a White 8900 combine, which was a huge step up from his previous fleet of IH 615s. When I saw it for the first time, though, I was very confused because it was obviously red, not white. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Farm_Equipment)
Which reminds me of the time my wife asked my then-three-years-old son what he wanted for lunch. He said he wanted potato soup. She then spent an hour making potato soup from scratch, only to serve it to him and have him say, “Why it not red?” He said “potato”, but meant “tomato”.

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“Instead, it has been a total nightmare,”

Throw him to the poor and let them teach him about what constitutes “total nightmare”

German race cars started out white when organised international car racing became a thing in the early 1900s but moved to silver (or rather, unpainted aluminium) in the 1930s. (There is a famous story claiming that when a 750-kg weight limit was introduced the white Mercedes-Benz racer weighed in at 751 kg, so the engineers removed the lead-based white paint to bring it down to a shiny silver 750 kg, but it’s probably not true.)

It doesn’t really matter, anyway, because in traditional heraldry white and silver are considered the same colour.

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“What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?”

“Slow down.”

“W h a t . . . d o e s . . . a . . . y e l l o w . . . l i g h t . . . m e a n ?”

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Don’t forget their tractors:

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Always those fancy preachers with their fancy cars.

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