Holy shit though that is an ugly statue!
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It seriously looks like his eyes should light up red while sparks shoot out of his mouth.
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Maybe they can repurpose it as an animatronic in some haunted house. Except that when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists, and looking at him I don’t think there are any such promises.
Honestly, it’s hard to imagine something more menacing it could say than “Come on, boys, if you want a heap of fun and to kill” and that’s from the real man’s recruiting poster. (Specifically to kill some Yankees, but that makes it more 1800s, not at all better.)
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Is this the start of the war on Christmas?
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It’s beginning to look a lot like ‘Fuck This…’
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day unless it’s digital.
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I always imagined the Devil would be more charismatic than that.
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Conservatives: y R wii hAviNG a hAR timE wiNniNG yOung voteRs?
“I loved this! I love this so much,” she proudly declared.
While claiming to understand “the indelicate nature” of the mass firing over Zoom, Compagno argued that the employees actually deserved to be terminated due to low productivity. On top of that, she justified Garg’s approach by citing her past experience as a federal attorney tasked with “terminating individuals.”
“I love that for 900 people, he stayed safe and he let them know that their theft was no longer tolerated,” the Fox host blared. “So, for me, good riddance. And I feel bad that he’s now having to capitulate to the other execs at his company and apologize for it!”
She added: “Sorry guys, bye! For all of them, they are snowflakes. They’re probably millennials and [Generation Z]s. They need to learn work ethic!”
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I hope her zoom firing in front of the entire corporation is recorded.
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And broadcast…
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Quick, somebody suggest that daily bathing and public restrooms are liberal ideas to him and see how bad things will smell there
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Titled “Always Ready Florida,”
ARF, pretty on the nose for somebody always yapping but never hunting.
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So low productivity is “theft” now?
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that reporter ( commentator? ) has started on a mandatory 7 day a week schedule now that fox knows her so called work ethic has no bounds
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I think he means adapting without keeping people alive.
She should really go work for him.
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