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One of the best responses I’ve seen to Tucker’s whining is “As if he ever would have had a chance to hook up with those M&Ms anyway. The guy probably has to pay for it from Necco Wafers.”
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the imminent extermination of conservatives by imaginary enemies like “transsexual fascists.”
Transsexual Fascists, Exterminate! sounds like a good title for a 1970s grindhouse flick.
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Sounds like a Dalek tribute band.
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I had to look closely to see what is different about the brown M&M. As far as I can tell they…gave her taller frames and lowered her heels some? Is that what determines whether he thinks someone is sexy? I mean, there’s a lot that shouldn’t apply here, but her humanoid-candy hybrid body and face seem exactly the same to me.
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So, he has a thing for stilettos? On candy? I mean, we don’t kink shame, but that really is out there.
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They exaggerate how she swings her, um, hips when she walks? 
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Up there with this:
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Fuck them. America has contracted enough from Republicans in recent years, literally and figuratively politically.
edited because.
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Let’s just say that I think Lifesavers are probably a good physical match for him
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Sarah Palin was all set to take the New York Times to court for defamation today over an op-ed suggesting her rhetoric endangers American lives but the trial just got delayed because the unvaccinated, mask-hatin’ maverick has COVID. Again.
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If that’s…
No, no, can’t be
But it might…
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
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